Let me guess...you were doing stand up comedy and that photo is the punchline to a particularly raunchy blonde joke (no not about you Heidi).

Cute.

yes, i hope it's about heidi

Hey Santino, Love your concepts! i am getting married in november, and I still need a wedding gown! how much would you charge me to make one?

Santino, were you in the studio recording "Lighten up/Fashion" when Paris Hilton walked in wearing Marla's dress with the "whikkity whack" trim?

hey all you santino fans ouT there ,were you able to watch emmetes' INTERVIEW AT THE TODAY SHOW LAST THURSDAY ?...... WELL NO HE DIDNT UH UH WITH THE HEAD ROLSS..,HE TOTALLY DISSED OUR HERO/SUPERSTAR IN FRONT OF MILLIONS OF VIEWERS THAT DAY .... THE HOST ASKS THAT WHAT ABOUT THIS SANTINO GUY TO EMMETE?.... WE PAUSED QUITE LONGER THANN USUAL ... AND HE SAID THAT HE WAS A DESIGNER AND SANTINO IS JUST GOOD T V ..... HE IS INSINUATING THAT OUR HOMBOY,IS NOT TALENTED AS HE IS AND THAT THEY ARE JUST KEEPING HIM BECAUSE OF RATINGS ... WE HAVE TO GO TO THE BRAVO SITE AND DISS HIM BACK ... JUST GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF YOU BUG EYED FREAK THAT ONLY DESIGNS MENS CLOTHES YOU BORING PIECE OF MANURE , OPSS CAN I SAY THAT ..... LOUIE VILLASANTA

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...Greeting from Albuquerque

...You are fucking class

XXXOOO

Santino you are adorable!!!

please let it be karoke

<3

Hello!
Well, this isnt really a comment, but I have a fanart drawing of you.
You can view it here--> http://img57.imageshack.us/img57/9059/artsantino8ua.jpg
I'm sorry, I tried sending it by email but something bizarre happened and I'm not quite sure if it got through.
Well anywhoz... hope you like it?
Keep up the awesome stuff.
(This comment doesnt have to be published.)

Santino, you have a great voice. You should sing. I think you would do great in the theater. But, you do best in fashion.

everytime i see santino i start to play with myself. i find him EXTREMELY attractive and my cock agrees.

I hate that Heidi bitch.

Just watched a replay of last week's challenge...Heidi, Heidi, Heidi...didn't you realize that sausage curls & deep black eyeliner would only PLAY UP Pre-birth Bloat? I actually gasped a little (I was that taken aback)when I saw her the first time!

Maybe her catty cramhole talk will lighten up a bit after the birth. I think we all know who the C-R-A-Z-Y one on the catwalk is.

Santino, don't let the Hollywood elite take all of your time, it would be great if you replaced sucky Michael Kors' line in my little Ozarks' town, trust me, he's been here for a few years & people still have NO IDEA who he is! Wait a minute, maybe the grandma's of the Jr League do...I shouldn't be so quick to speak ; )

hi santino.
i saw your project runway , at first i didnt like you but when i noticed how your personality is good and funny i like you very much , i hope with your $100000 you will have fun.
love
massin

hi where is neck
tell him i like you