From the auction page:
Yes, indeed, you can believe your eyes. These are THE SHORTS from the show. After hearing all that I've heard about them, - the vehement laments, the anguished harangues, the turgid criticism and etc., I thought I'd send them out to the highest bidder to dispose of them (or not) as they see fit. Regardless of your intentions, whether you're interviewing for Hooters, going as me for Halloween, or just plain have twisted ritualistic bacchanals every third thursday of the month, I freely relinquish them to you and only ask that you don't don't tell me what you do with them. Some darknesses must in deep dusk remain. Vintage OP surf shorts, from the 1970's. Size S, waist 30". Orange, tan, and brown panels of cotton canvas. One back pocket, velcro fly. Autographed upon request.
No one is going to look as good as you in these Andrae!
In other news... I'm going to be on LIVE with Regis and Kelly this coming Monday morning! Set your TiVo!
A crazy week has almost come to a close, thanks to everyone for all your support... you guys are the BEST!